What's up with the hippy dude in Adam's office? Didn't anyone inform him that long hair and facial scruff is unprofessional (Employee Handbook, pg. 1,402). And why is he hugging coworkers... could that be in violation of people's personal space (ibid, pg. 2,805,650) .

Choose your destiny:
Please some of the people all of the time,
Please all of the people some of the time, or
Love all of the people all of the time!

p.s. stop pleasing people. you are a perfect being. listen to the sound of your heart beating in universal harmony.